What the what!? Nov 16, 2014

So much crazy shit has happened recently it's hard to choose what to write about. I'm sure everyone has already seen/heard/discussed Buttgate at length and I don't want to give it any more attention, so here are some other "What the what!?" body-centric stories from the week.

In the market for temporary breast implants that last the length of your vacation? The New York plastic surgeon who invented "instabreasts" (bet you didn''t know about that either) is making it possible! You can plump up, get some vacation booty, then return to your normal life like nothing happened.

Or lamenting the size of your calves? Can't zip up those hot new boots? Fear not! Another New York plastic surgeon saves the day! Calf liposuction anyone?

This one is a stretch for this post but it does have to do about bodies -- bodies on a cruise! Another major cruise line makes people sick. This time it's Carnival's Crown Princess. Haven't people learned that going on a cruise is a bad idea? You do know that Isis takes cruises too right? What the what!?

Find all this stuff crazy? Me too. Here's some relief. Check out this interesting video made by Jubilee Project. They interviewed 50 adults and kids and asked them one question: "If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?". Good stuff.