16 Galentine's gifts that will amuse and delight your girl friends
We all know that Valentine's Day is a made-up holiday meant to torture singles and couples alike across the U.S. This fact was the inspiration for Leslie Knope of "Parks and Recreation" to create "Galentine's Day:"
"Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home, and we just come and kick it, breakfast-style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus frittatas." -- Leslie Knope
Basically, it's an opportunity to celebrate and appreciate your best girlfriends, who are, after all, more important than a stupid relationship anyway (says the single girl).
So in the spirit of Leslie and Galentine's Day here are 16 gift ideas that could put a really silly smile of some of your friend's faces. And hey, who's to say we can't celebrate each other all year long? Like Leslie says: "Ladies celebrating ladies."
I'm all for it.
Bad-ass Bitch Candle
Make your surroundings smell like how you feel. Buy here.
Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Self-explanatory. Buy here.
Like a Boss Tote Bag
We should all carry our stuff for ass-kickin' in one of these. Buy here.
"Go Fuck Yourself, I'm Coloring" Swear Word Coloring Book
Sometimes you need to color...angry. Buy here.
Leslie Knope Compliment Postcards
Give your bff a nice boost straight from the L Ron Hubbard of Galentine's Day. Buy here.
Boyfriend Tears Flask
Mmm...they're delicious! Buy here
“James” Cheeky Temporary Tattoos
This could serve as a warning to others who may want to fuck with you. Buy here.
“Fuck Off” Eye Mask
This one is universally useful. Buy here.
NARS Blush in “Orgasm”
Sometimes you have to do it yourself. Buy here.
"Passive Aggressive Notes: Painfully Polite and Hilariously Hostile Writings" by Kerry Miller
Build your arsenal. Buy here.
Pro Woman Cross Stitch
Galentines for crafters. Buy here.
I Kissed a Republican Gum
It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. Buy here.
“Share Love Not Stink” Poo-pourri Gift Set
Keep that *shit* to yourself. Buy here.
"If You Can Read This Bring Me Wine" Socks
How perfect are these for the wine lover in your life? Buy here.
P.S. If you do have some single friends, show them some extra special love at this time of year.